Hello,
My name is Einstein and I am running for mayor of Oakland, California.
I like to run. A lot! I mean A LOT! So make no mistake, I can make it all the way to the finish line, and I invite you to join me! :)
What gets under my collar is Oakland City officials not doing their job, and police not being prosecuted for beating and killing innocent beautiful creatures like Alan Blueford & Gloria.
I have dogannally also been a victim of Oakland Police brutality. While participating in peaceful rallies and marches, I have been tear gassed and flashbanged. As a result, I suffer from canine PTSD — you can't even say 'Jean Quan' without me freaking out.
As mayor, I’ll make sure the Oakland shelter is a place of compassion, not a canine Auschwitz-Barkenau or Dogchau.
I see people punished for being poor, and schools lacking basics while rich kids get private academies. That’s not right. I’ve never even been to obedience school, but I know injustice when I see it.
I will stop the Domain Awareness Center. Oakland requires dogs to be microchipped. When I resisted, it took six cops to fail. Now I have a number but no chip. RFID tags can be used to track movement citywide — not on my watch!
I'll fire bureaucrats who don't do their jobs and hire compassionate beings, no matter their species or neutered status. Mackeral Jack Valentine, Bear, and Egon — I'm looking at you.
My team won’t accept the big fat salaries many Oakland police get. That money will go to food and youth programs instead.
I invite you to visit my Gallery, my Facewoof page, and help spread the word.
ANOTHER OAKLAND IS POSSIBLE!
Peace and lots of Woofs! :)